I recently read THIS on someone’s blog. Fittingly entitled “Layers”, it perfectly describes my relationship with Todd for the past three years. I guess I’m just a disgusting pig, unworthy of acknowledgement. In fact I must be a secret, carefully organized into a little hidden drawer, and the world will just cease to exist if my presence in his life is ever to become known by his family or friends. And now he has new secret friends that I do not know about too. And he lies. I’m currently accepting applications for new friends that do not think I’m an embarrassment to society and would enjoy my services for things other than sex, cleaning your house, or a free meal.
don’t worry… i won’t use you for sex!