Groundhog murderers

Yesterday I went to Barnes & Noble to purchase some books on web design because the trial and error isn’t working out so well with what I want to do, and now I am really confused about WordPress, so I thought maybe I’d find some good books there to help me out. I looked up some books on Amazon.com and read some good reviews on a few and thought I’d check them out. I could have ordered them from Amazon, but I figured it wouldn’t kill me to spend a few extra bucks and just buy them at the store. And I still needed to use the $20 gift card I got for Christmas. You can tell how often I go to bookstores!

Anyways, the point is that, every single book there about CSS or anything website related sucked and nothing was under $39.99. These same books are selling for “new” on Amazon.com for like $22 – $25 and even Barnes & Noble.com had them for like $30. So I bought one book for like $40 and leafed through some in case I wanted to buy them online, but there was nothing pertaining to what I was looking for. That is all.

What else, oh yeah … my throat hurts. Todd has a cold and I’m going to cry if I catch it. I am not licking him or anything, but we were together on Friday, Saturday, AND Sunday …. so, I’m sure my chances of getting his illness are pretty high.

I FINALLY went grocery shopping at WalMart on Sunday. Todd let me off the WalMart leash and I was free to roam the grocery section for almost15 mintues without him! It was pure bliss! I got to ponder over things without being chastised. I made some pasta salad and it is very good. I also bought a lot of frozen dinners and found the Thai Chili Sauce that I haven’t been able to find in months. It goes in my Napa Cabbage recipe, but I swore it did not exist.

I was going to wrap it up, but I just recalled the most disturbing story that Todd told me. We were in the car on Sunday, driving along the road and I saw a medium sized animal plodding along in the grass.

Me: “Look! What is that cute animal?”
Todd: “Uhh, its a groundhog.”
Me: “Aww, I hope it doesn’t walk onto the road.”
Todd: “I hope it does, and I hope it gets runover.”
Me: “You are evil!”
Todd: “Groundhogs are bad! They ruin your gardens.”
Me: “That is why you put up a fence.”
Todd: “I used to shoot them when I was a kid.”
Todd: “Then I would bury them.”
Me: “No you didn’t.”
Todd: “Yes I did. And sometimes my dad would shoot them during the day and when I came home from school he would say “Todd … I have a few dead groundhogs over the hillside that need buried.”
Todd: “Then I had to go bury them.”
Me: “You had a horrible childhood!”
Todd: “No, I think it was good for me. I learned important things.”
Me: “Ummm”

I still think it would have been better to put up a fence, but of course I never win any arguments. Even if I’m right, I just can’t win. Somehow, no matter what alternative I come up with, killing groundhogs is THE ONLY solution.

I lead a very exciting life, yep.
Later! 🙂 🙂

2 Responses to “Groundhog murderers”

  1. Rob says:

    Well, if you ever need someone who’s good at burying bodies, you know who the expert is!

  2. Julie says:

    Ha, yeah really! If he really wanted to scare groundhogs away, he should have just killed one and put it on a stick in the garden… then when the other groundhogs saw it, they would know they better stay away!