The one with the Wooden Meat Mallet

April 14th, 2002

Sunday, Apr. 14, 2002 – 1:43 am

I am so tired right now, and I just really wanted to lay in my bed and enjoy some good old Cheers, but my somber mood just couldn’t take the intolerable Kirstie Alley tonight. I think I will supress my drive to watch Cheers, and save it for tomorrow night when the Norm-Athon is on. At least there will be some Shelly Long episodes on.

Anywho — I can finally see the end of the semester as a reality, however my procrastination hasn’t helped matters. I’ve been fervently working on my Investments term paper for the last two days. I have about 12 pages of it written now. Tomorrow is going to be another day, slaving away at the financial ratios, whoo-ha (you can’t hear me, but that is a very enthused whoo-ha). Yeah I’m a cow-girl.

So, Friday my friend Jamie came to visit, and we had some under 21 fun. While Brian and everyone else in the world was out celebrating something or other at Wolfendale’s or wherever, Jamie and I were sitting in my apartment making buttons. It was fun times though. I haven’t seen Jamie in a really long time. Brian came over to hang out for a while after his fun night uptown. We downloaded Ugly Kid Joe and listened to some Jimmy Eat World to pre-game for the Jimmy Eat World concert at PSU on Saturday. Of course I didn’t go, because I opted to stay home and calculate ratios all night.

So Brian left, and Jamie and I proceeded to act stupid until about 3am. Then a robber tried to break into my apartment. I was sitting approximately 3 centimeters from my front door, and someone opened my screen door and tried to open my big door. Jamie ran to the kitchen and grabbed my wooden meat mallet, and insisted that I open the door, but I was too scared. Then the person left, got in their car, and drove away. I wouldn’t have thought it was a robber, however, after the suspect attempted to open my door, finding it locked, the suspect did not knock. It would be different if the person was like drunk, went to the wrong house, and just walked in. That has actually happened before. But normally when you go to your friends, and the door isn’t open, you knock! Therefore, I have concluded that someone attempted to rob my apartment. My lights were on, but the robber wouldn’t have been able to tell, because my door is covered with a dark cloth, and you can’t tell if there is a light on inside my apartment. The reason for the cloth is to cover the taped up broken window in my front door … to deter any potential robbers. Although, I think a person would be pretty dumb to try to rob an apartment that is at a very busy intersection. But, then again, at 3am there wouldn’t be many sober witnesses to defend me if I had been robbed.

So, after the robber incident, Jamie and I decided it was time for bed, but I guess Jamie was a little freaked out by my apartment. I don’t blame her. It makes really loud noises sometimes. The house is pretty old, and i live above the basement of the house. The basement has insane pipes that rattle and explode all the time. Sometimes it makes my entire floor shake. I have pretty much tuned out the sound, unless its a loud one that causes my apartment to jolt. Well, I am a pretty heavy sleeper, but in the middle of the night there was a jolt and it woke Jamie up. She looked around and saw my coats hanging on the coat rack, thinking the robber was in my room and mistaking the coat for a person! I must admit, it is kind of scary here …. even when you aren’t alone.

Saturday, I woke up around 9:30, after sleeping for like .2 seconds. I wasn’t tired though, and I knew I had a big day so I had to wake my ass up. My parents came up around 11:30, and we went out to lunch. I was happy to eat a real meal, and I indulged in a turkey club sandwich. Then we went to the mall, where my mom proceeded to ponder over every single book in Waldenbooks. She still had the gift card I had bought her for Christmas, but she couldn’t find a suitable book. She was too upset by the fact that the book she wanted hadn’t come out in print yet. Then we went to K-Mart to inspect all the pens there. She is determined to find some kind of Nickelodean Ooze Pens. She is obsessed with gel pens …. she’s insane.

For the remainder of the day, I calculated more financial ratios and made myself insane. I feel so tired and unable to think right now. I just want to go to bed and pray that tomorrow doesn’t come for a reallly long time. Maybe I will set my alarm clock to go off periodically throughout the night so I don’t sleep the whole night, wake up in the morning, and become utterly depressed that I have to get up. I don’t usually wish tomorrow wouldn’t come, but when you know that you have a lot to do, you just want sleep to last forever. I used to feel that way in high school a lot. I NEVER wanted the morning to come. Sometimes I would even cry when I got up because I just wanted to go back to bed. I have always had trouble getting moving in the morning, but I have gotten much better about it. I have to be up every day of the week by 7:00 or 8:00, of course not by choice, but at least I don’t cry anymore. And at least I don’t sleep until 6PM like some people.

Well thats all folks. I am very tired, and I think I am going to cuddle up in my leopard chair and watch 40 Days & 40 Nights on my computer.

Good Night 🙂

The one with the secret Gin Blossoms Concert

April 10th, 2002

Wednesday, Apr. 10, 2002 – 11:39 pm

My day was going pretty well up until now. See, my online teacher for my Information Systems Mgmt. class is a wench, and I hope she gets killed. Here I have copied and pasted her calendar entry regarding our final:
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FINAL COMING MAY 3rd. Read NOW!!! – posted by Dr. Louise B. Burky (IMFG300LB)

The Final exam for this course will be held Friday MAy 3rd in Eberly Auditorium at 7:45 p.m. THIS WILL BE THE ONLY TIME YOU CAN TAKE THE FINAL, SO PLAN YOUR LIFE ACCORDINGLY. The exam is mandatory. The only excuse will be presentation of your death warrant in advance! There will be no excuses accepted, makeups or other irregularities of any kind. If you do not attend, you will receive a zero for the exam. You will be emailed topics to study as before. The exam will include multiple choice questions AND essay questions about the content I have emailed you in the course of answering weekly questions.
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First of all, this is a Friday night, and second of all she had mentioned that it was probably going to be an online test, and then she just sends us this. WHATEVER!

SO anyways, besides the fact that I am really pissed off, before this point I had a pretty good day. Lets see, I started my day off by going to class, then I went on a tour of the Cogeneration Plant. For those of you who don’t know, the Cogeneration plant is a facility that provides all the electricity and heat for the IUP campus. I got to wear safety glasses and ear plugs. It was pretty cool until the molten steaming mud started attacking me. Molten steaming mud you say!!?? Well, we were outside the COgen plant, and there were these men doing something underground. There was a huge hole in the ground and steam was rising from it. Then I saw the shovel master truck scoop a large chunk of steaming mud out of the ground. THEN ….. the mud started flowing towards our group. I mean seriously, the mud was bubbling, and came within centimeters of my feet! WoW!

Well, after the COgen tour, I came home and took a nap. I woke up around 4 and went outside only to find that summer had arrived! It was HOT! Then 2 seconds later, Brian came, and we went in search of the Chinese woman that sells food outside of the HUB. We found her, but we were too late, and all her food was gone. Brian, still craving Chinese decided to go to China King, where we both indulged in some GOOD Chinese food.

I came home, and realized that I needed laundry detergent to do laundry, and so I went to Giant Eagle and got a huge tub of laundry detergent for a smashing deal of $2.99. That’s a pretty good price for Giant Eagle, the store that doesn’t even sell spaghetti sauce for under $1.89.

I also decided to start packing to move today. There is a large amount of junk in my kitchen now, and there is no room to walk anywhere. I just kind of stopped a few hours ago, when my friend Jamie messaged me. I haven’t seen/talked to her in a long time, and we were planning a reunion. Also, I would like to congratulate her on her new job as a Financial Sales Representative, and her soon to be new freedom.

I was also informed that IUP is apparently trying to keep the Gin Blossoms concert a secret, because the Penn got in trouble for the secret message they put on the back of Weds. paper, which was a bottle of Gin, a plus sign and a picture of a Blossom. What the hell?? IUP could really put themselves on the map nationwide by announcing this wonderful concert!!!! WHATEVER. I suck, and have to do laundry. BYE

The one with the CrossXRoads Mugs

April 7th, 2002

Sunday, Apr. 07, 2002 – 5:56 pm
Well I am finally making this my webpage. After about 8 other unfinished pages, I have finally decided that it is time to actually finish one. The others have broken links and every time I read my info on my page I think it is stupid, so I proceed to change everything, spending yet another 15 hours of time, and making it worse than when I had started.

Well this is the place that everyone gets to read about my fantastic life that you wish you had, so here I go:
Well, I’m still here at IUP. I’m going to make a construction paper chain like we did in elementary school, counting down to the last day. In May I will be moving to Pittsburgh with my two very favorite friends, Julie and Courtney. I’m very excited. I don’t really know what I will do this summer. Maybe I will get a job, but I don’t know where. I suppose I could just expand my button enterprise, but I might get lonely all day because Julie and Courtney both have jobs for the summer.

Yesterday, Bri Bri and I ventured down to Pittsburgh for some fun. Me, Brian, Julie and Courtney ventured to the supposed “Big Bash” but it wasn’t very entertaining, so we went to Joe Mama’s for some good food. My slab of meat and home fries were very good. Then we went to Crossroads so Brian and I could partake in the Mug Prophecies. We both bought 54 oz. mugs, so now me, Brian, Julie, Nate, and Courtney all have mugs. I am still waiting for the mug to do something. Well, while in Crossroads, I was trying to get the lid off to fill it up, and it mangled my finger….I’m not impressed yet though.

After the mug purchases, we went to the cool apartment and played a 98 degrees type game for eternities, and then Julie, Nate, and myself played Scattergories while Courtney and Brian made a cake! Then we all (excluding Courtney, who sat in her room), played Duck Hunt and Mario Cart. It was fun times! I can’t wait to live there, not that we will play fun games every single night, but at least it will be a lot more fun than the death I live now.

Now I’m hungry, so I think I will make some sgetti and study for my test I have tomorrow until Cheers insanity comes on!
Cheers 1st episode, and 3 part last episdoe ever!! Watch tonight on N@N starting at 10:30!!!!
WATCH IT!!!!