I got a JOB!!!!

Yes, me …. reject of the modern world. I got a job!!!!!! I start Monday!!!! I got a job! I start Monday! I got a job! I start Monday!!!!!!
I work Mon-Fri from 9-5 and I have a one hour upaid lunch break. So … it’s actually only 35 hours a week, but I still make mad loot and I have health benefits. Did you hear that?? HEALTH BENEFITS! MONEY! JOB! MON-FRI!
FULL-TIME! MONEY!

Oh yeah, P.S. — My job is only a 5 minute walk from my apartment!!! 5-MINUTE WALK. Could I be happier? Yeah, I could always be happier. I could have an even better job that is more fun that is cooler and better, but I don’t care because I have a JOB!
My job is REALLY IMPORTANT too.

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