I don’t know what my problem is. I’ve felt distracted lately. Unable to concentrate. I keep losing things and forgetting things. The forgetting isn’t something new. If my leg wasn’t attached to me, I’d lose it somewhere. I lost my social security card and I need it for this verification of my existence at work. It was either that or my birth certificate but I don’t have that either. I’ve never even seen my birth certificate. Maybe I’m actually an alien. I had to replace my makeup yesterday. I spent $30 and only recovered about half of it. And I’ve officially lost all of the souveniers I purchased this summer at the beach. They were in a white bag and they were sitting by my refrigerator for the longest time. I even had my mom and dad join in the hunt at my apartment. We searched for a half hour. Nothing – they’re just gone. There is no way I threw them away … it was a lot of stuff! And now there are two grocery bags sitting on my kitchen table and they are tied in knots. This is not a hobby of mine. Grocery bags get crunched up in balls and thrown into the grocery bag cupboard. I think there is a ghost in my apartment. I believe in ghosts. I also believe in God. Both of my parents are atheists and they don’t believe in ghosts so they’ll just tell me I’m dumb if I tell them I’m scared. Maybe I need to start being a grownup and stop calling them every time I’m scared. Being a grownup is hard. I’m tired of being alone. Independence is great, but I wouldn’t mind sharing a little bit of it with someone.