Today I went down. Literally. I stepped off the curb in front of my house on the way to work, and I just fell down. Right on my knees onto the cold hurty pavement. It hurts, my knees are bandaged and bloody. No surprise, I’m quite notorious for tripping over myself, falling down, and looking like an idiot. Thankfully nobody was around to care and feel sorry for my stupidity of not paying attention to where I was walking.
Anyways, that is about it. Just thought you all needed to know I’m retarded.