I’m gonna turny that frowny upside-downy

Certain things were bothering me today …. like wondering why my face keeps breaking out or why Wheatus doesn’t have more songs. Nothing too serious though. In fact today was pretty wonderful. I woke up after sleeping for approximately four hours and it was 6:02 a.m. Asshead upstairs was making some horrid noise and I wanted to stab him in the face 334 times and show him how much it sucks to be dead. But I didn’t. I took a nice hot shower for like a half hour and it was really nice. I drank about 4 cups of steaming hot goodness as I got ready for work. I wore my new pretty pinkish sweater to work and felt dazzling in it. And my pants fit me perfectly. Thanks Wheatus and exercise bike. I may not get skinny, but I’m certainly not going to spend my winter anxiety ridden and fat. Forget that. I’m on a new life path folks.

I got several compliments on my sweater today. It was nice to be complimented. My boss just returned from Russia and he told me I looked “good”. Maybe he just forgot what American women look like. Although someone once told me I looked like a “buff Russian woman” … and I thought it meant I was fat. I think he just meant I had big boobs. My roots do stem from Russia afterall. But Russian women have really big scary noses and their shoulders that are way bigger than mine. Anyways, I think I’m finally done with looking like death as a drag my ass into work. I’m really starting to feel like a new me! A healthy happy Jess. I haven’t been that combination in quite some time! Please God, just let me rediscover the ability to sleep and everything will be perfect!

The only thing I really must get off my chest today is this overwhelming hatred I have for all the girls at work wearing gaucho pants with big boots. They look pretty dumb … and if you don’t know what I’m talking about, click here. And furthermore, these pants are made of some spandex material and it seems that girls feel that it is necessary to wear these with either no underwear at all or with thong underwear as to not show underwear lines. But this causes the really spandexy ones to wander up a girls butt and then you have girls all over the place showing off their butt cracks. Ughh. And I’m not the only one who thinks this! A lady I work with mentioned it one day and even suggested that we send a memo around to the ladies, requesting that they refrain from wearing clothing that goes up into their butts. Seriously, I’d be embarrased to be walking around with half my pants up my ass, but whatever. By the way, I do not own any gaucho pants nor do I own any stilleto heel cowboy boots. I’m not that trendy though … although I do have one HOT sweater 🙂

And on to other good things …. I helped the girl I hate today. I felt compelled to volunteer because I saw nobody helping her after her plea for help via email. I must be ill. At least I didn’t have to hear about any of her new clothes. I just kept my mouth shut and stuffed some damn envelopes. I know, I must be running a fever. I don’t know what could have possibly come over me.

That’s all. I’m going to watch Friends on TV and exercise, clean, and maybe read the rest of my book (ShopGirl compliments of Brian cause he’s awesome), so Kim I’ll be able to give you my book/movie analysis of ShopGirl soon! Its going to be a quiet and relaxing night. Nice.

4 Responses to “I’m gonna turny that frowny upside-downy”

  1. Julie says:

    Ugh, I too dislike the gaucho pants look. It seems like the trend swept in at the very end of the summer, so no one really had the chance to wear them much while the weather was still nice, so they are all making up for it now by wearing them when its 30 degrees out. Hey man, that’s your problem – I bet they all have really hairy legs because their legs get really cold and then the hair comes out!

  2. Nellie says:

    These girls remind me of my Jane West doll I had as a kid. I always thought she was so ugly but my mom made me play with her.

  3. Nellie says:

    And no, I don’t sit around and stare at girls butts all day … its just noticible. In case anyone thought that. Not that girls aren’t hot.

  4. Kim says:

    Excellent, I will be waiting for the book/movie review. And by the way who is Jane West??