Wow, I’m not used to having the blood in my legs circulate. I’m not used to having lungs. Wow, life is really great when you aren’t a lump. Over the summer I claimed to be walking off cats. I can’t remember how many cats I lost over the summer. Less than two I do believe. I’ve gained half of that cat back since my summer vacation, and I’m kind of happy that is all I gained because I stopped my insane walking through Schenley Park, and after a month of not smoking its not as bad as I thought. I feared that one of those lame talk shows was going to have to come in with their crane to remove me from my apartment. I’ve been getting buff with my exercise bike for the past few days. Even though there is absolutely no room for it, I have moved it back into the living room. I didn’t like the exercise bike at first because it hurt my butt, but I solved the problem by removing the swinging ski machine arm things and just sitting back on it. So my arms will stay fat and my legs will get skinny. I don’t really think that is how things work, but we’ll see. Anyways, I’ve been doing an hour a day on it, and I’ve been going kind of slow because if I go really fast my legs start to hurt really bad and I want to give up. I know, I know, its supposed to hurt, but I don’t like pain. Anyways, after making my legs go in circular motions for like an hour, standing up isn’t fun. I always get really dizzy when I get off the bike, my legs feel like jello, and sometimes I have to hop around a bit to stay balanced. But I can still breathe. I guess thats a good sign that my lungs are healing from all of the poisonous garbage I’ve been feeding them for years. Unless they are just kidding me and secretly building up a monsterous malignant cancerous tumor. I guess only time will tell.
I like Wheatus. I don’t care if you don’t like Wheatus but I just want to listen to this song called “Lemonade” all day long. Maybe the dudes voice is annoying but I like it. Just like I like Topher Grace and he’s a dork. But he’s sooooo cute. I watched “Win a Date with Tad Hamilton” last night. I was up till 3am cause I thought the movie would just put me to sleep but instead I loved the movie. I’m a sucker for those dumb romantic girl movies. I was never fond of Mr. Grace on “That 70’s Show” but I saw him on “In Good Company” and thought he was way cuter with normal hair and a more serious attitude. Its amazing what a different hair style can do for ones looks. Anyways, I’m in love now.
My friend Brian is administering an IQ test to my intelligent brain on Wednesday evening. I already know I’m pretty much just average so hopefully my brain will behave and give me a good score. This is the last you’ll hear of it unless I find out I’m a genius, and then I’ll have to brag. Although I’d be quite suspicious if I ended up with a genius score. I hope that there aren’t a lot of those “put the box together” with all the different shapes, or the fold shape things in half with lots of diagrams. I’m HORRIBLE at that geometrical box shape moving squares crap. My brain doesn’t like that. I’m good at the word and number stuff.
Maybe I’ll watch the Steelers game. That is what the rest of Pittsburgh is doing. Or maybe I’ll go hop around outside because nobody will be out there. Yeah right, there are never no people outside in Oakland. People live outside here. Is it normal for football games to start at 9pm? Wow, I must be good luck. I just turned on the television and the Steelers got a touchdown. Whoo, Go me! Ahem, I mean Go Steelers!!!
You know what I hate on IQ tests? Those stupid things with like 3 shapes and then you have to guess what the 4th shape should be. Argh! Usually when I take an IQ test online or something like that, I just get really bored halfway through or irritated at the questions and I quit. Maybe that is part of the test – the REAL geniuses don’t need a test to tell them how awesome they are! I think anyone who can set up Movable Type without committing homicide should be declared a genius.
Yeah! Then I declare myself a genius since I did manage to set it up without committing homicide. Since 1/3 of the IQ test was definitely “guess the shape” and I failed it miserably.