I’m just a side salad

I’ll be wandering around outside in a bit cause I have to take advantage of these 60 degree days while they’re still around, just like I lick the ketchup off of the plate … you can’t be a waster when its something you really love. For me, nice weather is loved and I cringe when I think about how lucky we are going to be next month to wake up with temperatures above thirty! Ahh! Tomorrow is HALLOWEEN people. You better all be giving out candy like good grown-ups. I’m not giving out any candy because I live in a Crackville and I don’t think we have Trick or Treat here. The crazy homeless people might attack the children or try to blend in with all the other dressed up folks and that could cause a problem.

The upcoming week at work is going to be hellish so I don’t suggest that you try to piss me off in any way. I’m planning an event which is kind of exciting but it is taking place on the 7th and I have nothing for it yet besides a location and a caterer. Those are two important things, but still ….. next week I’m going to be planner extrordinaire by day, violent alcoholic by night. I’ll take out the violent part if you’ll come over and play pretend card games with me. I always want to play cards when I drink, but I don’t remember how to play any games. Guess it is hard to remember things you learned when you were drunk and apply those forgotten skills the next time you are drunk.

I feel like pond scum today. Just thought you’d all like to know that. Once upon a time I was happy and cute ….. but those days are gone and now I’m just filled with nothing because having real feelings is for losers. Cause I’m just a caesar side salad – too good to pass up but not enough to fill up on. Meh, I need more coffee.

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