Coffeebration

Ingredients:
Water
Clorox
Swiffer Wet Jet (with swiffer multipurpose cleaner)

Directions:
1. Look at your kitchen floor and think “wow its dirty”
2. Mix some clorox with a little water
3. Slosh clorox and water mixture on floor
4. Use swiffer wet jet to spread it around on floor
5. Press button on swiffer and make solution come out
6. Slosh swiffer/clorox solution around on floor until floor is clean

Possible Outcomes:

1. Die
After completing #6, make sure that you have no open windows, begin to cough, fall on floor, die.

2. Live
After completing #6, open windows and turn on fans. Open nearest door if necessary. In the case that you do not have any windows, run outside quickly. Do this for a long time. Fumes do not dissipate quickly.

Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for your death if you choose option #1. I’m posting this for humor …. or as a warning if you are stupid, like me. I think that college should have a class called like “Adulthood 101” where you learn the basics of cleaning and cooking on your own without poisoning yourself or setting things on fire. I’m 24 and I still can’t get it right.

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