Wow, I just had a craving for an ice cold beer. I usually don’t feel like this until the HOT months of August. Well, its HOT outside! I think its ruining my walking plan. Now I walk like 12 inches and give up. I need a large private swimming pool. I guess I could go to one of the public pools but I fear it would be filled with children and children annoy me. How about an adult only pool? Anyone ever think that us grown-ups like to swim amongst our peers!
This week is going truckin’ along and this weekend better be nice. I have a long ass weekend coming up since I have Monday and Tuesday off. Paid vacation for a non-Christian Holiday. I want to get some sun this weekend … not a lot though because I don’t want to look like scary barbie. Today at work the tanning-bed ho was wearing bright pink pants and some weird shirt. Her face looked like a nectarine. She walked past me once in a haste today and I literally almost jumped out of my skin. SCARY!!
I’m getting tired of email. I wish it was never invented because I would not know what I was missing if I never had it, and its just causing me a huge headache. My email at work has been malfunctioning for the last week +. It doesn’t really like to send or receive anything unless its going to/coming from inside the building. This tends to happen constantly and our email people don’t know how to fix it. So now I have a yahoo email account and yahoo messenger so I get popups when I get emails. If I don’t do that there is no way I will remember to check it. My home email was working for a while but now its corrupt again. I think I’m going to try to use Microsoft Outlook for my email now since I’m sure its much better than Outlook Express. At work we use a gay email program called Groupwise and it sucks. I can’t check like four different email accounts per day. I think I’m just going to ban email.
I had this idea and I thought I’d get it out there before someone invents it. This idea was originated because I hate my debit card. It wears out too quickly and I have to pay for a new one. Cashiers often have to put a plastic grocery bag over my card in order for it to swipe. Anyways, onto my brilliant idea: lets get rid of cards altogether. My new invention is called “fingerprinting”. When you go to the store, you just stick your finger on a pad and they say “debit or credit?” You can have all of your account numbers linked to your fingerprint! And say you have a visa debit card, a mastercard, and an American Express. Well, you have ten fingers! As long as you don’t have more than ten accounts, it shouldn’t be a problem. Same for ATM machines. And online purchases …. well I haven’t completely figured that one out. Maybe they could invent a fingerprint pad that sends information from your finger into the computer. The only con I can think of is that psychos would kidnap people and cut their fingers off. Instead of purse snatchers, body snatchers would evolve. That would kind of suck. I don’t want to fear for my fingers when I walk the streets. But other than that, I think its a great idea!
I really have nothing else intelligent or meaningful to talk about so I’m signing off. Maybe I’ll brave the heat for a walk in the park.