Insomnia

I feel tired, but I can’t seem to fall asleep. Of course this happens to me quite frequently and maybe it wouldn’t happen if I had not had nearly an entire pot of coffee today. I really hope I get a new coffee maker for Christmas, *hint hint*, but if Todd did not buy me one, then I guess I will have to buy myself one.

Only 2.5 days of work this week! I’m greatly excited, although my vacation will not be a long one. It is so warm and toasty in my apartment, and I dread the fact that in less than 8 hours I must venture into the snowy arctic weather and trudge to work without a proper pair of boots. Again, I will just wear some dangerous heels and pray that I do not fall and break my leg, as icy snow finds its way into my trouser socks and dampens my feet. And again, at the end of the day I will come home and have stinky feet. Oh joy, Oh joy. I will buy a pair of warm winter boots eventually, and leave another pair of shoes at work … or just wear my boots all day. I think I would rather just wear warm fuzzy boots all day. Although I will have to buy platform boots because all of my pants are tailored to reach approximately 1/4 inch above my heels. Boots would cause my pants to drag along the ground … unless I tucked my pants into the boots. In that case my pants would become wrinkled and crusty, so that is not a good idea either. Or I could just invest in an entire work wardrobe of skirts and dresses. However, that is a bad idea because I have to keep my legs covered … its a religious thing. In my religion, the showing of ones legs in public represents devil worshipping. And if I represented devil worshipping, my fellow worshippers would dig my eyeballs out with a fork and serve them to pigs for their dinner. I don’t want that, so no leg-showing outfits for me.

And that is all, until I regain sanity. Have a great day!

4 Responses to “Insomnia”

  1. Kim says:

    So if you wore a skit with tights would that be ok?

  2. Nellie says:

    Tights have this tendency to get runners. No … not a safe thing. If I were to accidentally tear my tights and expose my leg in the middle of the day, I’d be up a creek without a paddle! And I don’t think I’m rich enough to carry around spare tights – I just bought a pair the other day and they were $11!

  3. Julie says:

    tights ARE frickin’ expensive… believe me, i have gone through many pairs. tights from danskin.com though are typically high quality.

  4. Nellie says:

    Ughh .. I know they are expensive. I bought a cute pair at wal-mart that were black and striped and like textured. I loved them so much and they ripped the second time I wore them! Now I got some from Lazarus and they seem to be a better quality, but they aren’t cheap like Wal-Mart!