It’s not Thanksgiving yet

I just ate a turkey dinner at Kings. Oops, I forgot that I would be eating a real turkey dinner again this week. It is ok, I never get tired of turkey dinners. They are scrumpie-liscious. Lets recap the weekend, shall we? Ok.

On Friday I went to work which wasn’t so bad because Friday’s are fun and only 6 hours long! After work, Todd and I went out to dinner for his birthday. We went to Outback Steak House and ate some kangaroos. Afterwards we went to WalMart to walk around and digest our full tummies. Then we went bowling at some bowling place in Monroeville. I won both times, my highest score was 102. Not great but I’m always happy to break 100. After that we went to Todd’s and watched “Dreamcatcher”, which is the most fucked up Stephen King movie I’ve ever seen. Well maybe not … it was definitely fucked up, but wasn’t really as interesting as a lot of them. Here is a quick synopsis: Aliens from outerspace crash into Earth and begin infecting humans and animals with a “disease”. The disease causes them to get really fat stomachs and fart A LOT. Eventually they pass out and bleed to death, and an alien comes out of their ass. The alien is a worm that lays eggs, and the eggs hatch into mini-baby aliens. This sounds like something I would have written when I was 15. It was interesting to watch, but a few times I just had to stop and think, “My God, I am watching a movie about aliens coming out of people’s asses!” Hahahaha.

On Saturday I played the Sims all day and that was about it. At night I went over to Todd’s and hung out with him and the cat. Today I slept until like 1:00 while Todd was at church. I couldn’t help it. Kitty was snuggling with me and I was so warm and comfy. Then we went to Kings where I ate a tasty turkey dinner. Mmmm.

Thanksgiving is coming soon. Blah. I am going to my grandma’s for Thanksgiving. I have to work on Wednesday since I have like zero vacation until January. I am taking Friday off though, so woohoo, big long weekend!

I have no money because every bill on the earth needs to be paid, and it sucks because I need a stash of money for Christmas. I got my first bill for my new phone and it was like $180. Gah!! It’s actually for two phones (me & my brother) and there was $36 activation fee for each phone, plus all of the ringtones, internet usage, and other NON FREE stuff that my brother ignored when I told him not to use the internet! Garr Matey! But still, the phones cost like $70 a month, but the taxes are about $25!!! What is that? Anyways, I am switching the plan hopefully since my brother and I managed to use less than 400 minutes between the two of us and we have 1050 minutes. Also, my phone company just merged with Cingular so I got this thing that said I could switch to a Cingular nation plan which probably has some crazy promotions going on. Plus it offers rollover minutes, so that is cool.

Now it is Sunday and I have managed to do nothing this weekend. Well nothing productive. I was supposed to do laundry and buy fruit at the grocery store. I don’t want to go to the laundromat and I don’t want to go to the grocery store. I don’t want to do anything! Well, maybe I will go shopping and buy some new clothes since I have nothing clean to wear to work tomorrow. At least nothing clean that I want to wear. Oh yeah, and I’m fat. I can’t fit into my clothes anymore and it is very upsetting. I think I have gained 10 pounds at least and I feel disgusting. I need Cindy Crawford and my trampoline but they just aren’t appealing to me. Maybe I’ll just cheat and go get lyposuction. Just kidding, don’t think its that bad! I just need to tone myself up a bit and take some pounds off my rounding butt. Oh well, sitting on my butt is fun.

Bye.

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