Archive for June, 2004

Notify the Officials!

Thursday, June 24th, 2004

I’m sure you were finally getting sick of my lavender layout and the annoyingly cute kitten on this site. I sure was. So my page is offically getting a makeover, but until I figure out what I’m going to do you are going to have to put up with the generic blog layout here. Thanks. Sorry this wasn’t really an update. I’m busy and tired. Bye!

I got a Rebounder!

Monday, June 14th, 2004

I’m about to start rebounding and I can’t wait. I put my trampoline together last night and bounced on it a few times, but I was really tired so I chose not to really give it a go. I do not have an exercise video, but I think I can just hop around on it for a while. I just finished the Cindy Crawford workout … its the first time I put it in my VCR since that last horrible episode which left me crippled and unable to control my leg functions for about 4 days. I don’t feel like I over-exerted myself this time, so last time must have paid off! However, this time I used real free-weights instead of soup cans. The other day I filled an empty ketchup bottle up with cat-litter. Hey, I thought cat litter was heavy. They say that you can fill jugs up with sand if you don’t have weights, right? So what is the difference between cat-litter and sand? Ketchup bottles = milk jugs. Well, it really didn’t feel any heavier than my cans of corn. I got some 5 lb weights at Wal Mart last night, and it was really hard in the workout. I hope my arms don’t turn to jelly now. I have other things to talk about too, but I just want to go hop around for a while. Yay!!!!

Coffee doesn’t work on rainy days.

Friday, June 11th, 2004

I have to go to work soon and I’ve been up since about 7am, but I still feel like I just got out of bed. This weather sucks. Rain makes me tired and when it rains all day it kills me. I would rather have one big sha-bangin’ thunderstorm once a week that dumps gallons of water everywhere than have this disgusting rain that just spits rain on me all day long. Grrr. I hate Friday’s. Everyone decides to eat on Friday and it is just annoying. I get really irritated at work because 90% of the customers are obese and they stand there and order enough food for three people, and then they sit down by themselves and literally shove so much food down their throats. And then these nasty girls with huges asses call and are like “I want provolone cheese fries with “extra extra EXTRA cheese”. Gross. Would you like some fries with that cheese? I hate fat people. They pride themselves on how much food they can shove in their mouths and I hate them. Its ok to be chubby. Its ok to eat junk food once in a while. But when you are really fat, and you get attitude with me because your food isn’t as unhealthy as you wanted it, don’t think I’m going to feel bad when you die because you are too fat to be allowed to live. Ok, thats all. I have to go to work now. Bye. Have a great day!

Cindy Crawford is evil

Tuesday, June 8th, 2004

Yesterday morning I worked out with Cindy Crawford’s Shape Your Body“. Would you like to know how I got out of bed this morning? Ok, I will tell you. I rolled onto the floor and I crawled to the pole in my living room and used it to pull myself up. I am so sore that I can’t even begin to explain …. and I know I exaggerate a lot, but I am NOT exaggerating this time. I thought that movement would help me so I walked to Wendy’s this morning to get a salad. It was a painful journey. Every time I took a step I thought my knees were going to buckle and I was going to fall down. When I left Wendy’s I decided to take the stairs because it lets you out on the side street and that is the direction I was heading. Stairs = Really BAD. I had to take mini-steps down, you know like how really old people walk down stairs … both feet hit the step. I don’t even know how I am going to work tonight. I don’t even want to think about all those steps to the basement and all the boxes I will have to bring upstairs. I think I need to call off and ice my legs tonight. It is weird because Cindy Crawford’s workout was kind of fun. I didn’t feel like I was dying when I did it, so why do I feel like I’m dying now? I’ve been sore before, but not without really overdoing it and knowing that the soreness was coming. Thumbs up Cindy … I gotta give it to you, you really know how to workout, but you are still tricky and evil.


Wednesday, June 2nd, 2004

This guy I dated a few years ago has posted an announcement about his significant other in his instant messenger profile. Not a big deal, except that his significant other has the name of a male. Yeah, big joke on me. I’ve been taunted about it forever … “You turned him gay!” I don’t really care anymore but I used to get kind of mad about it because I found out that he was with another guy about two months after we broke up. It wasn’t like he decided a few years down the line that girls weren’t for him. So I feel like the deciding factor here. I was his final shot at being straight, I failed, I turned him gay. Hahahahaha. I feel honored. So if you are unsure about your sexuality, by all means, feel free to use my mind, body, and soul. Play with my mind, mess with my emotions, and rip my heart out … anything you need to do to figure it out. But make sure you don’t tell me your ulterior motive so I can feel like a big dumb retard later!